Welcome to Raja's Pretension Palace... for those in relentless pursuit of eternal damnation

To seek asylum here, thy shall embrace HIS MAJESTY's opinions as laws and thy shall never commit those sins that HIS MAJESTY forbids!!!

To seek asylum here, you shall embrace His Majesty's opinions as laws and never commit sins that His Majesty forbids!

Law 0 → Don't worship me... worship the HOLY TRINITY!
Law 1 → The only opinion that matters is yours; provided... it's the same as mine.
Law 2 → The only one that you should be scared of, is... yourself.
Law 3 → Megalomania rules, humility is for the sheeples.
Law 4 → There is no fate, just chaos. And in this chaos, you could have been dead. Be happy that you are still alive.
Law 5 → It's a free world. Be ecstatic that you are allowed to do anthing you would like... that I allow.
Law 6 → Shit happens... but you don't have to step on it.
Law 7 → Pretension is the essense of life. No pretension, no indulgence, no glory!
Law 8 → Enjoy life! If you cannot enjoy it, let others enjoy. If you cannot let others enjoy, just take a moment and... DIE!
Law 9 → Think of yourself as an idiot. I do, and it has helped me a LOT!!!
Sin 0 → Not worshipping the HOLY TRINITY.
Sin 1 → Disrespecting a clown. It takes a real man to act stupid. Maturity is for has-beens.
Sin 2 → Chickening out of a fight. Win or lose but no draw.
Sin 3 → Killing useful people. This means suicide is perfectly legal.
Sin 4 → Making blanket statements that I would not make myself. This means only my kind of idiocy is allowed.
Sin 5 → Being sad when you others are happy and being happy when others are sad.
Sin 6 → Not laughing at my jokes even if you do not find them one bit funny. Because they ARE!
Sin 7 → Calling something pretentious just because you don't have the guts or the nuts to understand it.
Sin 8 → Not minding your own business or asking me to mind yours.
Sin 9 → Thinking of yourself as a genius, when haven't been officially enshrined as a honorary member of Raja's Pretension Palace.