To seek asylum here, you shall embrace His Majesty's opinions as laws and never commit sins that His Majesty forbids!
| Law 0 → Don't worship me... worship the HOLY TRINITY! |
| Law 1 → The only opinion that matters is yours; provided... it's the same as mine. |
| Law 2 → The only one that you should be scared of, is... yourself. |
| Law 3 → Megalomania rules, humility is for the sheeples. |
| Law 4 → There is no fate, just chaos. And in this chaos, you could have been dead. Be happy that you are still alive. |
| Law 5 → It's a free world. Be ecstatic that you are allowed to do anthing you would like... that I allow. |
| Law 6 → Shit happens... but you don't have to step on it. |
| Law 7 → Pretension is the essense of life. No pretension, no indulgence, no glory! |
| Law 8 → Enjoy life! If you cannot enjoy it, let others enjoy. If you cannot let others enjoy, just take a moment and... DIE! |
| Law 9 → Think of yourself as an idiot. I do, and it has helped me a LOT!!! |
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| Sin 0 → Not worshipping the HOLY TRINITY. |
| Sin 1 → Disrespecting a clown. It takes a real man to act stupid. Maturity is for has-beens. |
| Sin 2 → Chickening out of a fight. Win or lose but no draw. |
| Sin 3 → Killing useful people. This means suicide is perfectly legal. |
| Sin 4 → Making blanket statements that I would not make myself. This means only my kind of idiocy is allowed. |
| Sin 5 → Being sad when you others are happy and being happy when others are sad. |
| Sin 6 → Not laughing at my jokes even if you do not find them one bit funny. Because they ARE! |
| Sin 7 → Calling something pretentious just because you don't have the guts or the nuts to understand it. |
| Sin 8 → Not minding your own business or asking me to mind yours. |
| Sin 9 → Thinking of yourself as a genius, when haven't been officially enshrined as a honorary member of Raja's Pretension Palace. |